ROOM IN ROME
THE TUB SCENE IS SO BEAUTIFUL

*phone rings*
Answering machine: Hello, Vivian? This is your mother. Just call to say hi. Hope your birthday good. Did Wil show up? Thought you might want to talk after she leaves. Oh, maybe she’s still there? Okay, bye.
Wil: You talk to your mother about us?
Vivian: Yeah, so?
Wil: So?? Does she know we have sex?
Vivian: No, Wil, she thinks we conjugate Latin verbs.
Wil: …really?